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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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mistyslay:

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mistyslay:

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dorrrito:

when you’re at a new friend’s house and u too shy to ask for foodimage

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

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  • What I say: I'm going to sleep.
  • What I mean: I'm going to turn off the computer and read fanfictions on my mobile until 5am.
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"Ai! You will be the new captain. Take care of them."

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Free! Eternal Summer - All the end cards

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bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

bopeep:

this is what im on tumblr for

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morivan:

My dream for the 2016 presidential election is not having to choose which human rights I’m feeling like compromising on.

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first // last
first // last

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cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

cleromancy:

i can’t decide if this bus is being supportive or threatening me

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mexicofifa:

It’s so infuriating how Michael Brown, a seventeen year old boy who was brutally murdered, gets “he was no angel” in his fucking obituary but joan rivers who literally wished an entire group of people death gets a week of mourning and footage of her working at soup kitchens a billion years ago

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homosexualpancakes:

the artistic process

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